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3 out of 4 people prefer my pizza.

The 1 that doesn’t is a little shit. Stay tuned.

This was almost a Pinterest board. I swear.

I decided to make pizza for the family. Dough and all. I’ve been making pizza for years. It’s a very economical dinner to make yourself. You can have packets of yeast on hand, and if you keep flour and salt stocked in your pantry, then you’re set. My mom made pizza for the family every Saturday for years and years. I have fond childhood memories of my mom’s pizza and watching the Muppet Show!

I don’t make pizza often, but when I do, they usually like it.

I made a starter with luke warm water, yeast, and a pinch of sugar, just like my mama taught me. I let that sit for a minute and get all bubbly and let the yeast do it’s thang. Here’s the how- to in picture form-

So like I said, the one who didn’t eat a bite of it, made himself a peanut butter sandwich. A mother fucking peanut butter sandwich. Never mind the hours involved making dough and all the flour under my fingernails. I’m not naming names but he’s blond, cute and his name starts with ‘O’. Little shit. He says he was, ‘too nervous about school to eat’. Whatever.

The rest of the family, including myself, ate the whole thing. So there!’

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  1. Love the look of your fresh basil pizze, the dough looks just right…in its bowl,…excellant article….’O’ will come round, I’ll stop for some one day….yummers indeed….Oui….

  2. OOOOOOHHHH!!!!! You use spelt flour…I have tested ok for Spelt miss thang!!! I must have your recipe!!!!!!!


    Looks fantastic…

  3. Hahahahaha..

  4. Once my MIL was going to make pizza with my kids and my daughter informed her pizza is something you BUY, not MAKE. Great parenting at work here.

  5. The little shit, whose name starts with ‘O’ used to like making pizzas, in fact it’s always been on the to do list for him. Very strange behavior I must say!

  6. Yum, I could totally eat just the the crust, as long as I don’t think about the part where it was once dough that looked like my deflated pregnant stomach.

  7. I would eat your pizza anytime. Especially if you were there, across the table, and we were sharing a bottle of wine. 🙂