Thank you for your Schweddy Balls ice cream. It’s my favorite. In light of the recent concern from some uptight moms out there, I came up with some suggestions of flavors sure to improve your company’s image. Coming soon to an ice cream truck near you.
- Muff Crunch; with little bits of dried up muffin and moist muffin, it’s sure to please all ages
- Pussy Galore; creamy, thick ice cream with tuna chunks shaped like kitties
- Johnson & Johnson; hot dog shaped pretzel pieces mixed in deep chocolate ice cream
- Pink Taco; this one pairs nicely with Pussy Galore
- Leave it to Beaver; a little like Muff Crunch only smoother with no crunchy, dried pieces
- Family Jewels; nuts and whoppers all blended tastefully together
Not to worry- my 11 year old daughter helped me come up with these names. She fully approves.
P.S. If you have any available positions for product and development or flavor testing, you can find me on Facebook. Thanks.