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Dear Ben & Jerry’s

Thank you for your Schweddy Balls ice cream. It’s my favorite. In light of the recent concern from some uptight moms out there, I came up with some suggestions of flavors sure to improve your company’s image. Coming soon to an ice cream truck near you.

They are-

  • Muff Crunch; with little bits of dried up muffin and moist muffin, it’s sure to please all ages
  • Pussy Galore; creamy, thick ice cream with tuna chunks shaped like kitties
  • Johnson & Johnson;  hot dog shaped pretzel pieces mixed in deep chocolate ice cream
  • Pink Taco; this one pairs nicely with Pussy Galore
  • Leave it to Beaver; a little like Muff Crunch only smoother with no crunchy, dried pieces
  • Family Jewels; nuts and whoppers all blended tastefully together


Not to worry- my 11 year old daughter helped me come up with these names. She fully approves.



P.S. If you have any available positions for product and development or flavor testing, you can find me on Facebook. Thanks.


  1. Dee Brecke says:

    OMG This is AWESOME! I also recommend “T and A” a light, fruity ice cream with bits of Tangerine and Apple.

  2. blondgirl008 says:

    I’m so scared to share this, but I’m proud at the same time!! I knew you would appreciate it.

  3. KKTIPPER says:

    I think you should take this one step further – what a great Bachelorette party would a Frugalista design around this ice cream?

  4. Dietz says:

    At the risk of offending…I was sitting one day with a co-worker and we were quietly waiting for a truck to come. Neither of us had said anything for a few minutes. Ice cream seemed good as it was a hot day, and I asked him, “What’s your favorite ice cream?” He misheard me and looked at me with wide eyes and said, “Dude! That’s brilliant!” We finally figured out what he’d thought I said. Not surprising given my tendency to mumble a bit. He thought I’d said, “P***y flavored ice cream.”

  5. blondgirl008 says:

    oh I’m soooo offended. (wink) Maybe your co-worker should write a letter to Ben & Jerry’s too.
    Thanks for reading Chris!

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