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Fight the sad with the silly

Anyone else having a shitastic week like me? Well, sorry to hear.

I’ve been to two funerals in less than a week, my city had a horrific shooting not far from where my husband works (you might have seen it on the news). But worst of all, found out a dear childhood friend took her life. I will post a blog about that later. I can’t get myself to hit the ‘publish’ button yet, because I know her family is still trying to wrap their head around it. They read my blog. So it’s tricky.

Sometimes I get so sad, I can cry all day. But then, I’m so tired from crying, that I start laughing at really stupid shit. I mean, like stupid, dumb-ass memes on the internet and stuff. Or an episode of Spongebob. Or The Office, or Will Ferrell on SNL. Or my kids. Holy crap- they are fucking hilarious and we all know this.

So here’s to me swearing like a sailor and just posting silly shit- ready? Here goes:

Emma is a fabulous joke teller- when she was 4 she made up a joke. Or at least she said she did. She didn’t always tell the truth so I’m going to say she made it up and hope no one comes after her 20 years from now with a lawyer and claims trademark infringement or something. Here’s the joke,

Q~”What do you call a blind dinosaur?”

A~”an I-Don’t-Think-He-Saurus”

Yeah, am I right? Brilliant.

Then she told me this joke the other day-

“What did the number zero say to the number eight?”

Answer- “Nice belt”

Then there’s Internet memes and funny cat pictures and someecards.com. I’m a sucker for someecards. And Blunt Cards.

So here’s a collection of my top favorites-

And here’s to looking on the bright side soon.

I didn’t create this one- But swear to GOD I said this to my kids YEARS ago.

This movie, this scene- cracks. me. up.

This baby gets me every time.

At some point, this seemed like a funny idea.

And all this time I thought it was shoes that made me look fat.

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Comments

  1. Well you trying to find funny things to make you feel better and laugh totally made e laugh. Thank you for that!!! So sorry that you are having a rough week and to hear about the loss of your friend:( Hugs to you!!! xoxo

  2. Great post! Hope things get better soon, sorry about your friend:(

  3. sorry everything is so rough right now! it will get better.until then, hold on to the silly

  4. Sorry about the rough week. I like your sense of humor. Sometimes you just have to go there – or all the time, if you’re me – just to keep sanity.

  5. Well, based on the week you are having, I feel fairly confident in saying next week is BOUND to be better!

  6. No, the right shoes DO make you look skinny. Unfortunately, searching for the right shoes can put a lot of pressure on the bank account… although a great pair of shoes can help perk up a rough week.

    Sorry to hear about your friend. Truly.

  7. Funny fighting sad… Such a close sad battle. 🙁