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I Just Want to Pee Alone- the book



Holy cow. I’m published in a book. A real pages with paper and ink- book. Not the ones stapled together in middle school you wrote in English class. Or the ones you tied together with string or ribbon from elementary school. A book.

Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you’ll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can’t even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand.

Hasn’t every mother said it before? “I just want to pee alone!”

I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. You will laugh, you will cry, you will want to share this book with every mom you know.

Featuring the hilarious Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, My Life and Kids, Bad Parenting Moments, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, and many others, and ME!

Kindle version and paperback available on Amazon, see the link above! For iTunes- click here

And if you needed any convincing, the reviews are in and folks are saying it’s hilarious. Oh, and we just happen to be #1 on Amazon’s Parenting and Humor category. No biggy.


People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Insane in the Mom Brain

The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva

Baby Sideburns

Rants From Mommyland

You Know it Happens at Your House Too

The Underachiever’s Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess

My Life and Kids

Bad Parenting Moments

Let Me Start By Saying

Frugalista Blog

Suburban Snapshots

Ninja Mom

Four Plus an Angel

Honest Mom

Binkies and Briefcases

Naps Happen

Kelley’s Break Room

Toulouse & Tonic


Hollow Tree Ventures

The Fordeville Diaries


Mom’s New Stage

Nurse Mommy Laughs

The Dose of Reality

The Mom of the Year

Life on Peanut Layne


Cloudy, With a Chance of Wine

Confessions of a Cornfed Girl

I Love Them Most When They’re Sleeping

Random Handprints


You’re My Favorite Today

Funny is Family

My Real Life

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  1. Frugie! I have downloaded, devoured and reviewed it and loved it ridiculously much. I am shamelessly green (emerald) with envy because – wow – what an incredible collection of dynamic writers to be a part of. May this be the first of many!

    • You are so sweet Michelle!! I saw your review right away. It is kind of unbelievable to be in this group. I keep waiting for them to kick me out.

  2. Frugie for PRESIDENT! You are awesome and the book is awesome. I keep waking my husband up, muttering hilarious quotes from IJWTPA!

    • Will you be my running mate? Our candidacy will be based on naked streaking through neighborhoods!

  3. Christopher Tipper says:

    Man I’m trying to be a good brother. Just bought the Kindle version. Sent the link to a friend who will buy it because I told her to. And just posted something on my lame ass Facebook wall telling others to buy.

    We’ll see

    How do you get a Kindle version signed by the author though?


    • Dur. You don’t. You wait for the paperback version. Thanks for pimping me out bro!! Love you!

  4. Thank you, Jesus. I will shove your chapter under my husband’s nose so he understands we are in the throes of the “quickie in the sack” years. And that we are not alone. It has to be true. It’s in the book.

  5. understands we are in the throes of the “quickie in the sack” years. And that we are not alone. It has to be true. It’s in the book.