Holy cow. I’m published in a book. A real pages with paper and ink- book. Not the ones stapled together in middle school you wrote in English class. Or the ones you tied together with string or ribbon from elementary school. A book.
Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you’ll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can’t even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand.
Hasn’t every mother said it before? “I just want to pee alone!”
I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. You will laugh, you will cry, you will want to share this book with every mom you know.
Featuring the hilarious Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, My Life and Kids, Bad Parenting Moments, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, and many others, and ME!
Kindle version and paperback available on Amazon, see the link above! For iTunes- click here
And if you needed any convincing, the reviews are in and folks are saying it’s hilarious. Oh, and we just happen to be #1 on Amazon’s Parenting and Humor category. No biggy.
People I Want to Punch in the Throat
The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva
You Know it Happens at Your House Too
The Underachiever’s Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess
I Love Them Most When They’re Sleeping
Frugie! I have downloaded, devoured and reviewed it and loved it ridiculously much. I am shamelessly green (emerald) with envy because – wow – what an incredible collection of dynamic writers to be a part of. May this be the first of many!
You are so sweet Michelle!! I saw your review right away. It is kind of unbelievable to be in this group. I keep waiting for them to kick me out.
Frugie for PRESIDENT! You are awesome and the book is awesome. I keep waking my husband up, muttering hilarious quotes from IJWTPA!
Will you be my running mate? Our candidacy will be based on naked streaking through neighborhoods!
Man I’m trying to be a good brother. Just bought the Kindle version. Sent the link to a friend who will buy it because I told her to. And just posted something on my lame ass Facebook wall telling others to buy.
We’ll see
How do you get a Kindle version signed by the author though?
Bro
Dur. You don’t. You wait for the paperback version. Thanks for pimping me out bro!! Love you!
Thank you, Jesus. I will shove your chapter under my husband’s nose so he understands we are in the throes of the “quickie in the sack” years. And that we are not alone. It has to be true. It’s in the book.