Guess what? I’m having another baby!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!
Oh, sorry to disappoint. Not the human gestate for 40 weeks kind. No.
A BOOK BABY!!!
I’m in another book!! I can hear a mixture of sighs, applause and groans coming from my computer from all of yous!
If you aren’t tired of me already, I’ve lent my humor skills for another collection of essays. Yay!! You’re not tired of me. Oh good! I’m so relieved.
I’m really proud of this story that’s in this book. It’s funny, embarrassing, it includes my childhood friend Stacey (hope you read this girl!)
I’m vulnerable in it.
But best of all- the family can all breathe a sigh of relief that I didn’t write about them. OR sex!! Hip, hip- hooray!
So in honor of my special day- go buy a copy- have a cupcake and share with your girlfriends, because this is going to make you laugh in your Chardonnay glass!
I’m dedicating my story in this anthology to my girlfriends who have picked hairs off the back of my sweater, helped me pick spinach out of my teeth, told me there was a bat in the cave, or lent me a feminine product in the halls of junior high.
Truly, the power of girlfriends helping each other is a massive force.
This masterpiece was edited and compiled by the genius editor in chief of In The Powder Room, Leslie Marinelli (The Bearded Iris). I’m so proud of my contributions to In the Powder Room that I’ve made this past year. It’s a website run by women that writes some of the most edgy and hilarious stories on the internet.
Okay, a little about the book-you’ll find 39 (mostly) true tales by women, for women, about being women- bodily changes, motherhood, aging, careers- with no holding back. Nope. Wusses need not apply. This is going to be some funny stuff.
As our fearless editor Iris Beard, describes, “You have a gimpy boob? Me too. You think glitter is the herpes of the craft world? ME TOO!…” We share stories that make you say, “I’ve done that!” Or “Oh my gosh, that happened to me too!”
So there you go. It’s going to be balls to the wall hilarious.
I’m thrilled and honored to be a part of this amazing collection. Enjoy!
Order your copy here by clicking on the adorable book cover:
To read about all the awesome contributors-
In the Powder Room Co- Authors of You Have Lipstick On Your Teeth