Yeah!
How do you like them apples?
I’m a best selling New York Times author. Our little book, I Just Want To Pee Alone, made the list in the Family category. A few notches down from the classic “Go The F*ck to Sleep”. Because family.
You want to know why this is a big deal? One- New York Times baby. Duh. And two- Self published anthology of a bunch of kick ass mom bloggers. Yeah. That’s right. We go from soccer practice, PTA meetings, minivan carpools and Saturday nights with laundry to being national best selling authors.
The American dream folks.
So I could go on an on about my excitement level, but honestly, I have laundry to fold and dishes to do.
Two years ago when we first hit the charts, we booted Tina Fey’s BossyPants from her #1 spot on iTunes. Now we’ve got the big apple to put in our belt notch.
This calls for some celebrating. And if you haven’t ordered the book yet- now is the time! Click here to go to Amazon.
P.S. The sequel drops Friday. BOOYAH! Call the police and the firemen, too hot, hot damn. Girl sing your Hallelujahs. (Some Bruno Mars lyrics for you there.)
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Can’t decide between the red or the blue Porsche Cayenne. What color would you choose??? Congrats, girlfriend.
I was going with the charcoal gray and black leather interior. Congrats to you too!
A huge congrats to all of you!!!! IT gives me hope in the self publishing world!!!
Super exciting Girlfriend! So happy for all! xoxo
Congrats my friend, and all your ladies too, what a wonderfully exciting accomplishment, and you all just go celebrate and keep soaring, the laundry etc will wait. God bless all
So excited for you guys! Big congrats! Let’s get #2 there. 😉
Congrats! The publishing world has truly changed and it is so nice to see real mom voices out there telling it like it is. Good luck with book No. 2!