It’s officially summer. Well, okay June 21st is a few weeks away, but with Memorial Day weekend upon us, it’s the unofficial official start of summer. White shoes people. You can wear white now.
Now you need to head to the drug store, find the longwear makeup that will stick to you like fly paper and head to the beach.
You want your makeup to wear like a tattoo. Think of the hot and sweaty days ahead. All that boob sweat. Okay, I can’t help you with that.
But upper lip sweat? I can help you with that.
I picked the following based on the fact that they are 1) a good value 2) wear all day 3) stay true to color 4) perform as well as some of their higher priced counterparts
Cover Girl Insta Glam Foundation
Revlon Colorstay Blemish Concealer
Jane Cosmetics Multi-Colored Cheek Powder
L’Oreal Colour Riche Extraordinare Lip Color
Covergirl Clump Crusher Mascara By Lashblast
Jane Cosmetics Water-Resistant Eye Liner
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The idea of a “clump crusher” mascara intrigues me . . .