Actually DID Kim break the Internet? I know she sure tried. When one posts a naked booty shot all greased up, it kind of gets folks’ attention.
When I first heard about it, I totally rolled my eyes into my head. It was all over my Instagram feed and it didn’t take long for the crazy captions to start.
That Kimmy sure knows how to get our attention!
If you haven’t seen it yet, you’re probably wondering what the heck I’m talking about!
Wait for it…. Trust me. I’ll get there.
My first thoughts whenever Kim does something like this is ‘oh puhleeze, She’s always trying to get attention.”
And then, a light bulb clicked on.
“I’M ALWAYS TRYING TO GET ATTENTION TOO!”
I mean, right? I post goofy selfies, I promote the books I’m in, I put up YouTube videos. I write sponsored posts. I have a big posterior.
I haven’t gotten a perfume deal or a TV show, or even a million followers on Instagram, but I have gotten free curling irons, dog food, gift cards and Poise pads.
See? Me and Kim, were totally the same. Sort of. Just trying to make a buck.
And now, presenting how Kim #BroketheInternet.
Trust me, if my UPS man came knocking that day, he would have gotten a surprise.
I think I can say #frugiedismantledtheinternet
Noticed her oiled physique and my pasty dimpled one?
See her tiny itty bitty (photoshopped) waist, and look at my muffin top- they’re like twins.
Maybe I can get a champagne company to pay me to put a glass on my booty shelf like she did. You’ll have to Google that image, I’m too busy sitting here promoting my Amazon Affiliate store.
What am I thinking? I’ll be lucky if a toaster pastry company wants my booty in their ad. Well, it would be truth in advertising though.
Looking good Kim!
Thank you to the talented Kim Bongiorno of Let Me Start By Saying who did my graphic!