Sometimes at the fork in the road of motherhood, you see your toddler thrashing about the floor in a tantrum, raging over a denied cookie. You think back to when they were tiny, helpless infants. That was easier right? If only I could follow that other path into a time machine, go back when it was simpler.
Oh, that’s called Mommy Amnesia. An actual Web MD condition. Okay, not it’s not. You just think it was easier then. It wasn’t. Remember the midnight feedings?
You think it’s going to be easier when they’re older. It has to, doesn’t it?
But what happens when you turn over your keys to your 16 year old? That’s as hard as crowning during childbirth!
Oh “YOU HAVE NO IDEA”.
All the stages of motherhood have been covered in this video. Tell me what stage you relate to most!
This video was created for the loving promotion of Jen Mann’s book People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-off Despots and Other Suburban Scourges