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The Girl with the Anus Tattoo (NSFW)

It’s not a tattoo OF an anus people. It’s a tattoo ON her anus. And no, it’s not a brown star. It’s a guy’s name. Or two guys’ names. I lost track.

I just learned that NSFW means, Not Suitable For Work. Of course, I’m a SAHM (Stay at Home Mom) so I should have a NSFK warning. Not Suitable for Kids- if you wondered.

Because the words ‘anal tattoo’ in the headline wasn’t clue enough that this is something you SHOULDN’T be reading with your boss ( or kids) hovering over your shoulder.

So the article, and video, yes, video people, shows this girl having a tattoo needled onto her anus, butt hole, poop maker, in PUBLIC. PUBLIC.  I don’t have any tattoos. I’m too chicken. And I can’t commit to what kind of bedroom furniture I want, let alone, permanent ink on my body. If at 18 I had gotten a tattoo, it would have been something stupid like, a lipstick tube or a clown. I don’t know. Just glad I didn’t make that mistake.

Reading the full article and watching the video horrifies and saddens me at the same time.

I know people do interesting things with their body parts. Nipple piercings, labia piercings. Tattoos on their privates. Sure. Whatever you fancy. The anus is/can be, an erogenous zone. I’m not really ‘going there’, but I get that there’s stuff people do.

Bending over and having someone tattoo my hemorrhoid zone- ISN’T ONE OF THEM!

This girl is fucked up. Plain and simple. She has been abused, jailed, messed with. I realize she comes from a place I will never know. But to all the leerers, jeerers and folks oogling at this woman with her nipples taped over and her ass up for view- shame on you. Is this your daughter? Your wife? I mean, free expression is one thing. But I feel that she’s getting more of the same negative attention in her life by doing this, that she has experienced in the past. She isn’t breaking the cycle. Maybe she’ll get some money, attention, a book deal? I think she’s a good person. I just think she is going down the wrong path.

Maybe if Garry Marshall wrote the screenplay of her life, some sweet Ryan Gosling type,  would have jumped up on stage with his overcoat and whisked her away to a therapist and a spa, and a laser tattoo removal specialist. Not that she needs a guy to rescue her, it’s that she needs a man to say, ‘hey- you don’t need to tattoo my name on your rectal sphincter area for me to like you’.  And they would live happily ever after, in the ‘burbs with a dog. And she would plant things at the community garden and give the proceeds to charity….

So there’s my two cents on butt hole tattoo girl. I feel sad for her. If she has children, that butt hole might not look as pretty in the future. Or she might want to tattoo some flowers around the skin tags and hemorrhoids and episiotomy scar.

I’ll keep mine to myself, in the dark, not bleached, not tattooed, and just clean. Thanks.

Here’s the video and article:

Anal Tattoo Girl

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Comments

  1. CubicleViews says:

    Must. Not. Click.
    Must. Resist.

  2. Jenn says:

    Um.. That was awful. That poor girl. She’s wasted and clearly abused. She’s only 22 years old. Yuck.

  3. Kim says:

    I.knew.I.took.today.off.work.for.a.reason…just.so.I.could.click.that.link!!!…and.as.a.sidenote…my.spacebar.is.broke…

  4. Madonna Gagnon says:

    I don’t think I can click on it! Why are more and more girls looking to do things like this just to get a mans attention? I can understand my 5 year old thinking negitive attention is still attention but at 22 shouldn’t one know better? She needs help.

  5. k8edid says:

    It saddens me that I was not surprised to learn she is a “Florida woman”…Actually, the whole thing saddens me.

  6. Jesi says:

    It saddens me. She is obviously troubled. And would rather use her horrible experiences to “live life how she wants” rather than get help and live life how a human being deserves. I think with the internet being so accessible, people go to further and further extremes in order to get attention. To be the first person to do the next crazy thing. It will last in fame…in 15 minutes of fame. Fame that is negative attention. Some people want to be known for something so badly that they don’t care what it is, and my guess is that she’d rather be known as anything than the girl that she sees in the mirror who went through the abuse that she did. She hasn’t adequately dealt with any of it and I would not be surprised to see her fall victim to an early demise. I want to hug her and tell her that it’s not supposed to be this way. Life isn’t supposed to be this hard to where you’ll go and get a tattoo on your anus, pretending that it feels good when the truth is you are so numb with drugs and emotional pain that you can’t feel anything at all. Thank you for showing the other side of this. The people watching. Laughing. I don’t think that they would act this way if she were their sister, cousin, friend. As for me and my unmentionables, I’ll keep them just the way they are, thanks. ;)

  7. Kristen Mae says:

    Really trying not to click that damn link. Man. Super gross and sad. And I DIDN’T EVEN CLICK THE LINK. I still might, though. Trying not to. Argh.

  8. YKIHAYHT says:

    You can’t help but feel horrible for this girl. I hope that someday she becomes comfortable with herself, but unfortunately for her, this video will still be in existence and she will be dealing with this for eternity. UGH.

  9. Meredith says:

    So sad…ugh, really, so sad. Hoping somebody tells her soon that she’s worth more!

  10. Anna says:

    ok i am not clicking over b/c i know that will be one of those things i can’t unsee, but wow. and how sad. and also wtf? and it is totally nsfu and nsfk!