I’ve been reading the soft porn book 50 Shades of Grey about domination, kinky sex, and everything you don’t want your parents to know you are reading. Whew, is it hot in here??
If you’ve read it, you know how, uhm, steamy it is. Steamy? Geeze, that’s putting it lightly!! It’s like jungle steamy, humidifier steamy, boiling noodles steamy.
The other day I had to put it down because I think my cheeks were flushed and the kids came home from school.
I will be honest. I haven’t finished it yet. I feel dirty reading it when the children are home.
So this is me during the day whenever I get a chance on my own to read it. I incorporate chores, Daniel Craig, some subliminal thoughts- you’ll be surprised, and how I really just can’t put the book down. Unless of course, my kids are home! Then I hide it under the couch cushions.
Please keep in mind- I’m a goof ball and by no means take any of this seriously.
Disclaimer-
I’m a happily married woman who has no problem with vanilla sex. Thank you.
I know- more than you needed to know.
Enjoy!
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This is hillarious!….& so true! I have.done a lot of half-assed tasks since starting that book!
Thanks Amy- so glad you liked it. And I do half-assed tasks ALL the time!
Hi,
Fantastic video, I may have to have a read of that book. 😀
The best book review I have read and watched in ages.
Glad you liked it! Yeah, the author should thank me huh? 😉
Now I can’t wait to start it! In the next few weeks 🙂
Thanks- you won’t put it down- promise!
REALLY TERRIFIC F., i’m very impressed. put it on YouTube for sure. the link below is to a new book by the guy who procured for ALL the biggest Hollywood stars. I await the video. continue…
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/29/fashion/scotty-bowers-and-his-sexual-tell-all-of-old-hollywood.html?pagewanted=all
ooh, another smutty novel? Glad you liked it. Thank heavens for the internet and getting to express my goofiness huh?
Oh my! Wowza. It’s that good, huh? Really?
It’s a little bit like a train wreck, you just can’t pull your eyes away! Okay, it’s not that bad. It’s super steamy and uhm, let’s say- creative. 😉
Too funny! I started the book on Monday and stayed up half the night reading. Good to see I’
I’m not the only one. 😉
Thanks for watching. I know- isn’t it crazy? And there’s a series- not just one book- how will I ever function again??? 🙂
haha I don’t think I’ll be reading THAT book. 😉 Interesting. Some books are HARD to put down, huh? 😉
Know that I was clapping and laughing out loud. Swear.
And Je.sus I had no idea what this book was about. It’s been recommended and I just ordered it via amazon. I may have to check the mail box. Repeatedly.
I think you’ll like it. Ahem, I sure did!
I actually just heard of this book about a week ago. I had no idea it was such a cultural phenomenon. Funny video!
Hahaha, I love it. I’ve heard a lot about the book. Now I’m going to have to get it! Um, could you order it for me? ;^D
~Erin
LOL
SStreet!!! LMFAO!
I know- it’s like WTF? Where did that come from? I just like to mess with ya. Thanks for watching!
LOL!!! My son is home from school and I’m glancing over my shoulder and giggling at “Whew, is it hot in here??” I’ll come back and check out the video “after hours” 😉
Well the book is a helluva lot steamier than my music video. But it’s probably good to be on the safe side!
Great video! Oh, and btw you better get that half ‘n half out the microwave before it goes bad!
This is the second reference to this book that I’ve seen today and the first was my first…on 20/20. As I said on FB, I need to get out more!
It was on the cover of newsweek or something a bit ago. Crazy.
Baaaughahahaha.. the Hardy Boys? What about Leif Garrett, Jason Statham and Andy Gibb? This was hysterical. 🙂
How did I not think to include all those fine fellas? Darn it!!
Brilliant!
Thanks so much!
I LOVE that you made that video. I have been wanting to read that book, but had no idea it was so compelling (steamy). I’m totally going to read that (steamy) book now. But not when the kids around.
I just posted about this book too: http://www.thecoffeeclubandme.wordpress.com (well, really it’s about my husband’s thought about the book, ha!) – I am on the third book and have enjoyed them all. So fun to read (and watch) your blog. Thanks for sharing!! Melanie
I’m writing a review of this book to post in a couple hours and have added a link to this post of yours, because your video is the only good thing about this book, in my opinion, now that I’ve read it… 🙂
Thanks for liking it and linking to me! I know- isn’t it such a train wreck? Horribly written and we just eat it up and can’t turn away!
Exactly… Honestly the best part of this book for me is your hilarious video, and Daniel Craig. The rest…ugh. Oh well, you’ll see. lol