I’ve been reading the
soft porn book 50 Shades of Grey about domination, kinky sex, and everything you don’t want your parents to know you are reading. Whew, is it hot in here??
If you’ve read it, you know how, uhm, steamy it is. Steamy? Geeze, that’s putting it lightly!! It’s like jungle steamy, humidifier steamy, boiling noodles steamy.
The other day I had to put it down because I think my cheeks were flushed and the kids came home from school.
I will be honest. I haven’t finished it yet. I feel dirty reading it when the children are home.
So this is me during the day whenever I get a chance on my own to read it. I incorporate chores, Daniel Craig, some subliminal thoughts- you’ll be surprised, and how I really just can’t put the book down. Unless of course, my kids are home! Then I hide it under the couch cushions.
Please keep in mind- I’m a goof ball and by no means take any of this seriously.
I’m a happily married woman who has no problem with vanilla sex. Thank you.
I know- more than you needed to know.