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Who I am

Mom of two, wife of one and I drive a minivan. I believe parenting is about being there for your kids. Then blogging about them when they walk away.

I’m like the Tina Fey and Laura Ingalls of the PTA. I’m a goody-two shoes wrapped in a gooey layer of sarcasm, inappropriateness, and goofball.

I had dreams of stage and stardom and then marriage and motherhood took over my life. I live out my drama queen ways over the internet instead.

I have been featured on In The Powder Room, Scary Mommy and a twice published co-author -  I Just Want to Pee Alone, and You Have Lipstick On Your Teeth.

 

I’m a make up junkie, movie-buff and foodie. I also kind of enjoy shoes, handbags and fashion bargains. Vintage makes me a little giddy.

I really have no idea what I’m doing. Just putting my words together to make conversation, entertain and enlighten a little if I’m lucky!

Life is a banquet, and more people need to LIVE, LIVE, LIVE! That’s what Auntie Mame would say.

I pretty much like to think I’m starring in my own movie. It’s a movie in my head but I have a soundtrack and everything.  I would also like to be in a music video, but I think my children would die of humiliation.

I’m just an all around perfectly balanced woman who really has a grasp on life, happiness and the universe. (This is where you learn my sarcasm.) I am the complete opposite of this. I’m happy most of the time (with medication), I never have enough time for all the lounging I want to do and I haven’t lost my baby weight yet. Yes, my son is 10. Whatever.