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Who I am

Mom of two, wife of one and I used to drive a minivan. Proudly. I believe parenting is about being there for your kids. Then blogging about them when they walk away.

I’m like the Tina Fey and Laura Ingalls of the PTA. I’m a goody-two shoes wrapped in a gooey layer of sarcasm, inappropriateness, and goofball.

I had dreams of stage and stardom and then marriage and motherhood took over my life. I live out my drama queen ways over the internet instead.

I have been featured on In The Powder Room, Scary Mommy , Huffington Post,, Bonbon Break, Broadway Barks. I’m a four time published co-author –  I Just Want to Pee Alone, I Just Want to Be Alone I Still Just Want to Pee Alone, You Have Lipstick On Your Teeth.


I’m a make up junkie, and do videos on a regular basis here on my YouTube Channel!


Speaking events-

MamaCon Seattle, 2013

MamaCon Seattle, 2014

MamaCon Seattle, 2015

MamaCon Seattle, 2017

BabyFest NW Seattle 2015

Stand Up Comedy Spilt Milk Portland, 2015

Business Among Moms, 2015